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assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

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the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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sassholio:




INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB
Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.

This shit is dope.

No, you may not enter my room.
This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.

I would feel much more secure.

sassholio:

INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB

Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.

This shit is dope.

No, you may not enter my room.

This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.

I would feel much more secure.

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huntersilver:

teal-deer:

moosefeels:

rebornica:

I keep seeing too many people complain about having big thighs and being fat or skinny so I made these!

Encouraging Zangief!

can we just call him body positive zangief

omg he IS body positive, there’s even one for us twigbeasts ;-; 

This pretty much describes how me and my best friend used to wrestle. You are good man, Zangief.

I LIKE IT

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lea-michele:

WHEN PEOPLE COME ON TUMBLR AFTER A SHOW HAS AIRED AND GET MAD ABOUT SPOILERS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT DID YOU EXPECT IT’S LIKE WALKING INTO A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT AND GETTING MAD THAT THERE ARE TEENAGE GIRLS THERE

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tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

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nicolascagewearingcrocs:

samwinchestershipsdestiel:

colormecrimson:

twitturds:

Did I Already Reblog That? the musical

Featuring the hit song, “Probably, But I Don’t Care.”

And the big group number, I’ve Reblogged This Seven Times Today With Slight Variations.

My personal favorite is Why was it even on my dash? 

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spencewright:

when you think someone’s really cool and you have a lot in common and you know they’ll probably enjoy talking to you but YOU’RE STILL TOO SCARED TO APPROACH THEM OR TALK TO THEM ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT IN FEAR OF COMING OFF AS ANNOYING

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hashedtag:

a true friendship

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castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

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stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.
Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.

Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

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